Fred

Remember when Wings had her breech birth? Well, once the calf was safely born, Hubby lifted a slimy hind leg. "It's a heifer," he announced. 

The next morning, Hubby told me that he'd already named Wings' calf Winnie. 

"Yes. Wings had Winifred. Perfect," I replied. 

Perfect, except that Winifred actually turned out to be--you guessed it--Fred. 

"Let us be eager to leave what is familiar for what is true." ~Francis Chan