Bodie! Because some people just need to spell their name with an exclamation mark.
• Beloved and loving family companion, running buddy, and alarm clock.
• Omnipresent co-pilot. Any conveyance will do.
• Chief commanding officer and law enforcer of cattle, especially recalcitrant bulls. Horses are off limits. Especially if Robin is looking.
• Nemesis of rabbits, deer, voles, foxes, and "trespassing" visitors.
• Guardian of cats, goats, and sofas. Seriously. Just ask Grammie or the others who dared to sit on his couch.
• Thespian and racketeer. He's bamboozled countless saps into feeding him more treats, bones, hotdogs, and cheeseburgers than ten good cowdogs deserve.
"In order to be irreplaceable, one must always be different." ~Coco Chanel
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