I need to update my profile picture (I think it's six years old) but am camera avoidant. Nevertheless, while doing yesterday evening's chores, I thought I'd take a selfie with my best barnyard pal, Blueberry. I'd spent most of the day cleaning and shoveling gravel, but I hoped that December's periwinkle-and-tangerine light waves would be merciful.
Nope. All they did was highlight my need for soap, makeup, makeover, and airbrush. Fortunately, the critters were more photogenic!