Monday, January 19, 2015

Pasture Politics

Sugar is devoted to Rule 323-5b of the Book of Cowhorse Ethics, which states: "A cowhorse may apprehend a cow's hay, in the politest manner possible, but is not required to share said hay with said cow."

You can probably guess that 323-5a says that: "A cow, as a matter of principle, is not allowed to eat a cowhorse's better-quality hay allotment, unless said horse abandons said hay for reason of satiation."

I can only assume that said Book was compiled by cowhorses--with no bovine input whatsoever. 

"Love your neighbor as yourself." ~Mark 12:31 (AMP)


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