“I hear your wife’s a retired investment broker,” a hay buyer said to Hubby the other day. The latter laughed so hard, I’m told, that he was almost rolling in the hayfield.
When I learned this “fact” about myself, I had a pretty good chuckle. In reality, nothing could be further from the truth! I detest numbers and figures, am hard-pressed to balance a checkbook, and know next to nothing about the stock market. My biggest investment was the purchase of two yearling heifers last year, one of which broke her leg—oh, well, maybe I am a stock broker of sorts!